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{Christmas Jokes}

November 29, 2011 By: amyswandering1 Comment

Have a bit of fun by putting jokes in your December Advent Countdown Box.

You can use my list below, or these cute ones that I found online.

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What’s red, white & blue at Christmas?

A sad candy cane

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?

Ribbon Hood

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frost bite

Why are Christmas Trees such bad knitters?

They are always dropping their needles

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missletoe

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem

What do Eskimos call their cows?

Eskimoos

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho

Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?

To get a root canal

Why did the Gingerbread Man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumb-y

Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners?

Rude-olph

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk

What kind of bird can write?

A pen-guin

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?

Santa caught in a revolving door

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What do you get if you cross a reindeer with a cow?

A sleigh bull

What do you call a Christmas tree with a big nose?

Pine-nocchio

Where did Frosty the Snowman meet his wife?

At the Snow Ball

How do fish decorate for Christmas?

They hang reefs on the door

What Christmas carol do dogs like to sing?

Deck the Howls

What do skunks sing at Christmas?

Jingle Smells

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle

What is a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?

Brrrrr-itos

What does Santa eat at a Mexican restaurant?

Chimney-chongas

What’s purple and sticky and goes Ho!Ho!Ho!?

Jelly Old St. Nick

What happened when Santa got a sore throat before Christmas?

He had to get his tinsels taken out

Where do sheep shop for presents?

Wool-mart

What do you give an artist dog for Christmas?

Fetch-A-Sketch

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  1. San Diego Plumbing says

    December 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    Very cute! Thanks!

    Reply

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