After months of disagreeing searching, we finally have a name for Baby Girl! (For my bloggyworld friends – I’ll share her name here when she is born, and after that she’ll have a silly nickname like all the other kiddos.) Naming a baby is such a huge task. Our kids’ names are all a little uncommon, end in ‘a’ or ‘ah’, and have a biblical meaning (though they are not all names found in the Bible). That narrows the field of available names quite a bit!
I came across this list of Worst Baby Names compiled by ancestry.com. Keep in mind that these horrendous names are of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports!! They all sound like something from a crude Saturday Night Live skit.
Ghoul Nipple
Acne Fountain
Lust T. Castle
Mary A. Jerk
Ima Whore
Fanny Whiffer
Envy Burger
Mule E. McCart
Lard Mooney
Good Hell
Emma Royd
Noble Butt
Naught E. Bishop
Stud Duck
What’s the worst baby name you’ve ever heard?
A friend of mine is a L&D nurse and she told me about a very young mom she delivered not long ago. That poor baby was named Abcd pronounced (ab si de). Wonder what he future siblings will be named. Efgh? Mnop? Tuvw? Odd! lol
You gave me a good laugh today!! =) Thanks! And thank you for your comments lately! I can’t wait to see your baby girl and hear her beautiful name!! I love ah names, too. We had Mariah as a top pick for both girls.
Love and Prayers,
Julie
Those are some really bad names!
I like a, ah names as well. Three of our girls’ names end in a or ah.
I can’t wait to hear what your sweet one will be called.
I probably shouldn’t comment…….the worst was Chase Beavers and his dad was an OBGYN.
Ah, Stud Duck. This one made me chuckle becuase I tell my kids all the time that all I want in life is to be the Mamma Duck with all the ducklings in a line. So, they’ve taken to calling themself “duck” names… Biggest Duck, Baby Duck, Aaron Duck. I think one of the boys could just be Stud Duck!