Wandering through life one season at a time
I was in Kroger this morning and looked over to see a display of plastic & styrofoam Christmas cups. Really?!?
While it may be too early for red & green store displays, it’s not too early to start thinking about gifts. Gifts in a Jar are one-size-fits-all!
See all of the {Days} HERE
My kiddos voted to do Funschool for our last week of school instead of a Unit Study.
They love worksheets & puzzles!
I’ve come across several great sites while putting together their work, so here they are if you need some fun educational activities:
~*~ Worksheets ~*~
Kidzone Math K-5th
Enjoy all of these free printable nativity links. Some are very simple & some are quite elaborate!
{You can see my updated Printable Nativity Scene list HERE}
Standup Nativity and Angels & Shepherds
Have fun with these jokes to put in your December Advent Countdown Box.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What’s red, white & blue at Christmas?
A sad candy cane
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frost bite
Why are Christmas Trees such bad knitters?
They are always dropping their needles
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem
What do Eskimos call their cows?
Eskimoos
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho
Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal
Why did the Gingerbread Man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumb-y
Which of Santa’s reindeer needs to mind his manners?
Rude-olph
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk
What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
What do you get if you cross a reindeer with a cow?
A sleigh bull
What do you call a Christmas tree with a big nose?
Pine-nocchio
Where did Frosty the Snowman meet his wife?
At the Snow Ball
How do fish decorate for Christmas?
They hang reefs on the door
What Christmas carol do dogs like to sing?
Deck the Howls
What do skunks sing at Christmas?
Jingle Smells
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle
What is a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrr-itos
What does Santa eat at a Mexican restaurant?
Chimney-chongas
What’s purple and sticky and goes Ho!Ho!Ho!?
Jelly Old St. Nick
What happened when Santa got a sore throat before Christmas?
He had to get his tinsels taken out
Where do sheep shop for presents?
Wool-mart
What do you give an artist dog for Christmas?
Fetch-A-Sketch
